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Sometimes you wonder about how the control functions for unsuitable Chatroulette content work. Obviously this Irish swear-word-swagging guy has been getting away with it in more ways than one. His Chatroulette clip has been on Youtube for about a week now and already has over 5000 hits. Normally such activity gets so much attention that people click on it who don’t necessarily share his liberal attitude to swearing – basically every third word he utters is “fuck” or a variation of it, besides other bad words, of course. So at this time a critical mass of worried parents should have flagged him, making Youtube ban him. And if the swearing weren’t enough, he definitely has some wanking guys in there too. It’s nice to hear that Irish accent coming straight and uncensored from a local guy, but you don’t really get to hear a lot of it, or rather a lot of it is the same sentence over and over again: What’s happening? So, actually not a lot is happening in this Irish Chatroulette. You’re just not that funny, Danny Boy.
Two girls are better than one, some guys say. And here two girls got together on Chatroulette to make a funny dance twosome, and that saying has never been truer. The video clip just starts with an empty room. When the music comes up the hands come into the picture. It’s a funny tune and the hand motions are also a bit jerky to match at the beginning. But the girls have been practising this for a while before they decided to record it. The sexy thing about it is that you know it’s two girls just about five feet apart and their arms stretched out there in the middle playing with each other. It’s such a funny thing. And girls that are having fun like that with their best girlfriend are just really cute. In the end, you just think it would be great to be there in that Chatroulette clip in the middle and have those hands all around you when you do a dance threesome.
There supposedly is some giant cheese taco going round on Chatroulette, but it doesn’t appear anywhere. So where and what’s the cheese? The clip called Giant Cheese Taco on Chatroulette does not show the cheese. Maybe this is some kind of way to help people with their diet? You get to look at a giant cheese taco and that makes you less hungry. So you don’t need to eat anything that night anymore. Especially since the taco seems to be a bit gross – if some of the reactions are correct. But if the cheese taco is not about food at all but about the stuff that really matters, well then: the people you get chatrouletted with the giant cheese taco, are a fair cross section of all users. There’s the guy with the horror mask, the girls with the girlfriend (sometimes flashing her boobs in a bra), some naked guys and some bored guys. And some people who vanish even before they have appeared on in the chat window. So, whether there is an actual cheese taco there or not, the cheesy take on Chatroulette, is sort of peachy, if you get that…
Chatroulette is a good thing already all on its own, but when you get a free composition for yourself, it’s a real highlight. Here is a clip of a guy who will compose a song for you live on Chatroulette, while you’re actually sitting there. You hear that song take shape. He doesn’t sing but only plays the piano, but that really is enough in this case. All he needs, is for somebody to pick five musical notes and then he gets going. His chat partners are absolutely free to pick any you like. They let him know the notes and his hands are already sweeping the keys. The clip lets us hear two compositions that turn out totally different – as the two chat partners also had of course picked different notes. And even if he gets a bit creative and maybe uses other notes. So what? Having a guy play the piano just for you is too good to miss out on.
Everybody’s talking about Tom Cruise doing the rock musician. I think that’s just pathetic media hype – like some people who do anything to catch your attention on Chatroulette. As pointed out in the press Tom Cruise now has thirty years of career to look back on some of it was good fun and bits were even great. But he doesn’t know when to stop. Hasn’t the guy got enough money to retire on, or couldn’t he just change career and do producing? It’s just like those people on Chatroulette who simply don’t get it, when the moment for nexting comes. They hang on and on and on. The other night I was talking to this guy and it was fin for about 30 seconds but then we had said all there was to say. So I said bye but he would always want to tell one more thing, asks one more question. Or some guys who play the same trick three of four times. Once it is really fine but after the second time it just is so boring. Well, they’re not getting any money out of me – neither is Tom Cruise.
Doc Murray, the private quack of Michael Jackson, should offer free med advice for all the insomniac Chatroulette users. There are some professions like a doctor or a bank director where you would hope to meet people with integrity. But as with everything else, not everyone really matches up to a minimum standard code of ethics. Like the good Doctor Conrad Murray who was held guilty of involuntary manslaughter and is all over the news. Because the patient in question was Michael Jackson who died after being given, injected and other a horrific amount of drugs. Now, the poor Doc has to make money by selling his story for a documentary, it seems. Well, he should do time for the death of Michael Jackson, but for selling out his story, he should do community service. And since Doc Murray is obviously willing to work the graveyard shift (!?!?), he could do it be handing out some free advice to all the people hanging out on Chatroulette until the wee hours. That would be a useful thing, no?
Chatroulette is making it to the other media. Recently it has been discussed on a radio show and there it brings together race & sex – and porn added value. On Love Line Radio the two hosts Psycho Mike and Dr. Drew get a call from a guy talking about his first Chatroulette experience. So this guy here got lucky with two college girls stripping for him in Chatroulette if he stripped first. Haha, great stupid joke saying you stripped and then you were naked – you just picture that. In your heads. And then Mike tries to get a mental visual of the scene and asks about the girls, if they’re white or so. Dr. Drew says it’s racist, but that is what we all do: when a guy tells us how he got lucky on Chatroulette, we want to have all the details so we can SEE that nice Nubian sista in our heads as well – and get off on that ourselves. It’s sort of the porn value added retell tax.
Here we are after a little break to present the Chatroulette clips posted during the last month on Youtube that we thought funny or something you should just check out. Our favourite newcomer hero clip is Jack Sparrow, but we already talked about that one, so let’s have a look at some of the others. There is an new drawing guy as well. Here is his clip. He is not as talented as some of the others operating on Chatroulette, but he does pick his music well. And it’s funny how he speeds up the film to match his song. After the song is over he goes on drawing. Don’t switch off, somewhere in there is a chat with a guy who asks him to draw him boobs! Well, we don’t quite know whether it’s a healthy thing to do or if anyone would really like to spend a lot of time dressed in on long plastic condom, but well, if like morphing on Chatroulette, here it is. Nice accessory choice with the red hat there in any case.
So what’s the deal on pirates on Chatroulette: are they the good guys or the bad guys? Because there seems to be a lot of pirate activity here. Mothers tell their children horror stories at night, every one warns you about the dangers of pirates: they steal everything you got, kidnap children and sell them and leave maidens ruined. If you’re listening to the other side: they are the freedom fighters against an unjust system that is rotten to the core. So they steal of the British or the music industry… Well, Chatroulette is getting its fair share of appearances of the celebrity pirate du jour: Captain Jack Sparrow. Early last year, he was animating people to dance here, and now it seems he is into drink, smoking and complicit silence. See a glimpse of him here (around minute 2 of the clip) and the extended version director’s cut here.
When people make chat videos, most of them include both sides. But Mr Wesford on Youtube here shows the reactions. So, the game is on for guessing what he was showing them. First it’s clear that he’s trolling people on Omegle and they look just really horrified or shocked. The first thing that springs to mind is that he flashed his ****. But I like to imagine it was something a bit more elaborate. Since boys and girls were equally shocked and almost nobody laughed, it probably wasn’t a cross dressing thing or a sexual prank thing either. It has to be about things people really can still get shocked about. Maybe he made a little scene at a restaurant, the ones where they have a cloche on the dish before they serve it. A couple doing a romantic dinner thing and then the waiter comes, telling him I really said not to take the fish, lifts the cloche and there is a big ugly fish head, really big grinning out at the date girl! Or maybe he just showed everybody the wart he has on his bum. What do you think?
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